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Monday’s Quotes: Dexter ~ Part One

If you didn’t already know (or you were living under a rock) Dexter is an American television series, that first premiered in 2006. The series focuses on Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall), a blood spatter pattern analyst for Miami Metro Police Department Homicide Unit. And he also happens to lead a secret life as a serial killer, who only kills murderers and bad people. The show is intriguing, and keeps you engaged for hours on end. In fact I’ve devoured the first five seasons in the last few weeks, and am now on the sixth season. Dexter has been airing for eight years now, with the eight season airing in June, later this year. I recommend you all go check out this show, if crime shows are your thing, and even if they aren’t.

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So, for Monday Quotes, I have decided to pick some of my favourite quotes from the show and share them with you. It’s been difficult as it was hard to narrow it down, so I’m just bringing you my favs from the first two seasons!

SEASON ONE: 

Dexter Morgan [voiceover]: Hey, wanna play? Yes, I want to play. I really, really do.

Sergeant Doakes: You give me the f**king creeps, you know that Dexter?

Dexter Morgan: Yeah, I know, sorry about that.

Dexter Morgan: Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they’re both dead now. I didn’t kill them. Honest.

Lt. Maria Laguerta: So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that’s weird. Why would he keep it there?

Dexter Morgan: I don’t know. So he could use a carpool lane?

Dexter Morgan: I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend’s feeling insecure… I’m totally lost.

Dexter Morgan [voiceover]: Most people have a hard time dealing with death, but I’m not most people. It’s the grief that makes me uncomfortable. Not because I’m a killer, really. I just don’t understand all that emotion, which makes it tough to fake.

[putting on sun glasses]  

Dexter Morgan: In those cases, shades come in handy.

 

Dexter Morgan: Etorphine Hydrochloride?

Vince Masuka: An animal tranquilizer more powerful than morphine. Causes total paralysis. That mark on her neck kept bugging me, so I ordered up a tox screen.

Dexter Morgan [voice over]: That’s it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.

Dexter Morgan: Maybe if I don’t blink, my eyes will tear up.

Sergeant Doakes [Doakes seemingly walks up out of nowhere]: Stop grinning like a f**king psycho and get back to work!

Rita Bennett: I got your message. How’s Debra?

Dexter Morgan: Hmm, she has all her limbs.

Rita Bennett: Thank God she is alive. That poor thing must be a mess, falling for a serial killer.

Dexter Morgan: What are the odds?

Dexter Morgan: His happy place. Where he kills more than time.

SEASON TWO: 

Debra Morgan: My psycho-killer fiancé? Please, I’ve had worse. At least he paid for my meals.

Masuka: Say it.

Dexter: (sighs) You’re my daddy?

Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.

Rita: (referring to the Bay Harbour Butcher) You know, I hope they catch him today, and I’m not a violent person, but I hope they hurt him. (turns to kiss Dexter) Have a good day.

Dexter: (voice over) Make up your mind.

Rita: (about her mother) You’ll like her, Dexter. She’s great. She’s a very strong woman.

Dexter: I’ll keep that in mind in case I have any heavy lifting to do.

Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose?

Angel: Cause you’re like a retarded puppy.

 Dexter (to a dead Jimenez): Can’t leave you here. Can’t take you with me. Don’t go anywhere.

Lundy: What exactly is Sergeant Doakes’ problem with you, Morgan?

Dexter (voice over): I kill people, for one.

Deb: I wondered if maybe you were also cheesed about my whole not-disclosing thing. I don’t want you to think I’m unsure or… embarrassed or anything.

Lundy: Why would you be embarrassed? I’m hot!

Hope you enjoyed these quoted whether you’re a fan or not, but tune in over the next few weeks, for the rest of my favourite Dexter quotes from the other five seasons.

For more check out: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/shows/dexter/season-1/

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Monday Quotes: Birthday/ Friday’s Highlights

Yes, I know today is Wednesday. But considering that I completely forgot to do my weekly Monday’s Quotes, and that I’m going to be away on Friday, I thought I’d meet in the middle and do them today, in one big post.

First, Monday Quotes. Today happens to actually be my younger sister’s 13th Birthday! So, I’ve searched the internet to find some interesting quotes about birthdays.

  1. You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’  ~ Jerry Seinfeld
  2. “Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
    “Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?”
    “Vaguely,” said Harry, grinning up at him. “Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?”
    “I forge’ the details,” Hagrid chortled.”
    ― J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
  3. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
    ― Larry Lorenzoni
  4. “The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.” ― Jarod KintzAmerican Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie

I hope you liked these! For more birthday quotes check out the following links! Goodreads or Brainy Quotes

Enjoy! 😀

Now for Friday’s Highlights! Usually I’d do my Top 5, but considering half the week hasn’t even come yet I’ll do my Top 3.

  1. Today is my sister’s birthday. Yeah, it’s not that good but we get to go out for dinner with my family and family friends, so that’s a plus!
  2. I’m going with my family and my neighbours, to their beach house for two nights, so that should be good!
  3. Jennifer Lawrence won a golden globe for her performance in ‘Silver Linings Playbook’. Good for her, she’s so awesome! And I know there’s all this drama about her saying ‘I beat Meryl’ in her acceptance speech, but apparently it was just a line from a movie, so everyone should just calm down!

So there’s my Top 3 highlights and Monday’s Quotes for this week!

And, there’s only like 5 days until Supernatural Season 8 Returns to Australian TVs, so weeeeew!

Rach, x

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Monday Quotes: Evermore Series

The last couple of weeks I have been reading the Evermore series by Alyson Noel. So, I thought for this weeks ‘Monday Quotes’, I would share some of my favourite quotes from the first four books in this series. I haven’t read the last two in the series yet, and I don’t want to spoil it for myself, so for now I’m gonna share a few from each of the first four books. I recommend you go read this series, if you haven’t already!

#1 Evermore:

“I guess by now I should know enough about loss to realize that you never really stop missing someone-you just learn to live around the huge gaping hole of their absence.”
― Alyson NoelEvermore

“I love you,” I whisper.
“And I love you.” He smiles, his lips seeking mine. “Always have. Always will.”
― Alyson NoelEvermore

“You’re strictly a tulip girl—a red tulip girl.”
― Alyson NoelEvermore

“Because that was some mega tense awkwardness, a real ‘Hello my name is Ever and I’ll be your next stalker’ kind of moment…”
― Alyson NoelEvermore

“Well, for that matter, I was also a good friend of Leonardo da Vinci, Botticelli, Francis Bacon, Albert Einstein, and John, Paul, George, and Ringo.” He pauses, seeing the blank look on my face and groaning when he says, “Christ, Ever, the Beatles!” He shakes his head and laughs. “God, you make me feel old.”
― Alyson NoelEvermore

#2 Blue Moon:

“You left me.”
Not realizing until I’ve said my final good-bye and closed the door behind me, that he’s not referring to the past.
He’s prophesying our future.”
― Alyson NoelBlue Moon

“The love of every single one of my lives.”
― Alyson NoelBlue Moon

“If you insist on the chase,” I say, my voice much surer than I feel.”Then you better start training. ‘Cause, dude you’re in for a marathon.”
― Alyson NoelBlue Moon

#3 Shadowland:

…in the end, all I want is to be with him. It’s the only way my life feels complete.”
― Alyson NoelShadowland

“So you’ve made a friend. How sad for them.”
― Alyson NoelShadowland

“Didn’t I promise I’d always look after you and keep you from harm?”
― Alyson NoelShadowland

#4 Dark Flame:

“My feelings for you are not conditional. I don’t judge you. I don’t lose patience with you. I don’t punish you. I just love you. That’s all. Pure and simple.”
― Alyson NoelDark Flame

“Our past may shape us, but it doesn’t define who we become.”
― Alyson NoelDark Flame

“Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across your yard?”
― Alyson NoelDark Flame

Hope you enjoyed a few of my favourite quotes, courtesy of www. goodreads.com

Rach, x

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Monday Quotes: Christmas

So, I’ve decided that every Monday I will do a post called Monday Quotes. Basically I will choose a topic and share some of my favourite quotes relating to that topic. Considering today is Christmas Eve and a Monday, for me, I thought that my topic would be Christmas.

 

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”

 

Charles Dickens

 

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ”

Norman Vincent Peale

 

“Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more….”

Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas 

 

“Mistletoe,” said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry’s head. He jumped out from under it.

“Good thinking,” said Luna seriously. “It’s often infested with nargles.”

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

 

“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

 

Check out the link below for more Christmas quotes.

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/christmas

Merry Christmas Eve!

Rach, x

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